If I Was Invisible

Dear Blog,

What I Would Do If I Could Be Invisible for a Day:

1) Spy on my friends and get their good secrets.

2) Spy on my enemies and get their good secrets. Proceed to blackmail.

3) Get on an airplane and go to Madrid.

4) Get back on an airplane and go to the North Carolina Museum of Art. Steal "The Garden Parasol" by Frieseke.

5) Go to the desert of Nevada, steal a luxury sportscar convertible, and cruise at around 120 on the desert roads. It must be sunny while this happens. Hopefully, I'd be pulled over by the cops and they could have the time of their lives figuring out how in the hell a car could drive itself.

I get excited just thinking about the prospect of invisibility.

P.I. Staker