Tequila, Notas Para Tequila

Dear Tequila,

You harsh, harsh beverage.

Love,

P.I. Staker




Dear P.I.,

Grow a pair and learn to take it.

Love,

Tequila.

P.S. - Buy some salt and some goddamn lime, you bastard.




Dear Tequila,

You bring out the worst in me.

Love,

P.I.




Dear P.I.,

This wouldn't be a problem if your worst were just a little bit better. As it is, your worst kinda sucks.


Love,

Tequila




Dear Tequila,

I will never touch you again.

Love,

P.I. Staker




Dear P. I. Staker,

Liar.

Love,

Tequila




Dear Tequila,

I guess there's no hiding it from you. See you next week?

Love,

P. I. Staker